Hawkers Beer – (COllab) Inappropriate Touching

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IMG_2995Sometimes breweries go a little crazy… Sometimes they decide to be so bizarre and fun they end up touching each other where they shouldn’t… let’s call it inappropriate touching… and that is clearly what happened when Hawkers beer in collaboration with Edge Brewing ProjectEvil Twin BrewingBaird Brewing CompanySouth East Brewing Company Pty Ltd all decided to get little cosy in the brewery during Good Beer Week this year… the end result is a Schwarzbier of the highest level brought about by a bunch of crazy brewers who had a heck of a lot of fun making a beer of quality & substance.

The end result… well it might be inappropriate of me to say… but then again it’s quite a beer… one that deserves the touch of an inappropriate beer review… one where i direct the slight smoked note that carries forward roasted cocoa hint with coffee and balanced herbal hits. That first sip was like laying back on a bed with the woman of your dreams slowly unzipping your fly…. wait.. sorry that was a tad inappropriate… back to the beer… yes the beer…. there was a solid but soft fruity hop profile that lingered underneath and while it was a touch thin on the palate it was full of flavour that touched every part of my mouth on the way down…

IMG_2918Touching this beer once just isn’t enough… you must touch it again and again and each time in a more inappropriate spot… perhaps touch it in the bathroom for a new experience… or in your bed between the sheets, the places where we used to meet… sorry… just broke into song…. but anyway … what i’m really saying is that this beer touched me in so many ways… some appropriately and some inappropriately… all were worthy touchings from a beer that should be consumed on many occasions…

Little Creatures – Furphy

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Seems the world is divided on this one, Some don’t appreciate this beer whilst others do… So what is it? It’s a Furphy… A Kolsch… i tell no lies… nor do i make any stores up about it… it really … Continue reading

Pirate Life Brewing – IIPA (Imperial India Pale Ale)

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A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks down and says, “You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants….The pirate replies, “Ay, it’s drivin’ me nuts” …… Pirate humour…. it’s only for Pirates… Arghhhhh … Continue reading

Hawkers Beer – Saison

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#Saisonsbestshared is the twitter tag that does the rounds when someone cracks a saison… For me this rang true that Saturday night a few weeks back after i stopped in to see Mazen to grab a few bottles of Saison … Continue reading

Rogue Ales – Morimoto Imperial Pilsner

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Ahhh the good old “Bear Club” Beer… this one is going back some time…. catching up on old review notes & this beast was from August last year…. Yeah i know i’ll catch up soon enough :). As a huge … Continue reading

Weird Beard Brewing Co – Hit The Lights “Mixed Up IPA”

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I wonder how weird their beards really are… i mean are they twisty beards or shaggy beards or ZZ Top inspired beards…meh… it’s not really all that relevant is it really but then again it would be cool to know. … Continue reading